Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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