Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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