he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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