do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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