I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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