I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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