Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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