Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
