He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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