I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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