Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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