fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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