I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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