Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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