I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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