I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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