I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i think im in europe. pls send help
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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