we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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