Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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