i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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