Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Sober January is a disaster.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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