U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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