So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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