Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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