I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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