Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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