She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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