By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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