Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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