I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
did i just pee glitter
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