we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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