I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
True but thats because hes a fetus.
where am i from again
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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