Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs