It's just like the Real World with babies
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??