i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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