we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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