My nipple is on Facebook.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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