Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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