Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?