as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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