Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I can feel your judgement through the phone
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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