Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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