you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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