That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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