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is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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