dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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