why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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