I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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