we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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