I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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