I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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