I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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