you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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