You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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