she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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